who ever said high school was the best 4 years of their life must have had a really fast metabolism and was probably really popular and had lots of friends and got good grades and did not have social anxiety
I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust
i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it
these boots are made for walkin
The ol razzle dazzle
He tried to give a flying fuck.
IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD
In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date.
Today’s Gender of the day is: Decline
reminder: ferguson and palestine are still happening and are still important even though there’s less attention being paid to them right now
this also applies to the missing school girls kidnapped by Boko Haram in Nigeria!
DO YOU EVER SEE SOMETHING SO POORLY WRITTEN THAT YOU ACTUALLY REWRITE IT IN YOUR HEAD AS YOU’RE READING ALONG