Idjit

7stitches:

hey, i’m Chloe aka 7stitches and i’m over tumblr. i was going to delete my blog but why not give it away. if you win, you can do anything you want with this blog. 

i have over 12 thousands active followers and didn’t want that to go to waste.

just reblog this and follow me to get into the drawing. click to follow. im choosing the winner at the end of the year, 12/31/14 good luck 

pfeffersteak:

°✧*˖ alien kid ˖*✧°

pfeffersteak:

°*˖ alien kid ˖*✧°

cielkoto:

cecelio:

That’s the shittiest story option I’ve ever heard Sebastian

Sebastian u stupid fuck.

willmcavoy:

my office manager told me to make a sign for the copier which is out of order then had the audacity to tell me this was “unprofessional”

willmcavoy:

my office manager told me to make a sign for the copier which is out of order then had the audacity to tell me this was “unprofessional”

kingkillerarchives:

Auri by Beth Sobel

kingkillerarchives:

Auri by Beth Sobel

kingkillerarchives:

Auri by Beth Sobel

kingkillerarchives:

Auri by Beth Sobel

cake-full-of-fist:

READY TO HOLD MY HAND FOR ALL ETERNITY FUCKBOY ?

cake-full-of-fist:

READY TO HOLD MY HAND FOR ALL ETERNITY FUCKBOY ?

lumos5001:

skyfallat221b:

pincho32:

lizthefangirl:

but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk

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When the way they say the line is completely wrong

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and the HP fandom never forgave and it never forgot

callmekj72:

I see this every year and it scares me and makes me sad all at the same time

callmekj72:

I see this every year and it scares me and makes me sad all at the same time

3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

trashnojutsu:

i dont trust people who are organised enough to balance a fuck ton of school stuff on top of a normal life because you know who else could do that??? fucking light yagami

fullcravings:

Toblerone Ice Cream Cake

rachelisaflameprincess:

bendydicks:

considerthishippie:

Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.

oh

i was not prepared for that