Idjit

May 17

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

(via dontjustglancetakethechance)

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the-magical-canadian-blender:

mecha-drago:

I’m sorry.

No you’re not.

(via kurlozworshiper)

inbox:

is hitting children with your car considered bullying

(via floralcactus)

wjtch:

*seductively crawls out of hell*

(via gigglingtomatoes)

thankyouforthedildos:

one little typo can change the whole imagery of a fanfic

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niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

(via gigglingtomatoes)

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octosmagiccastle:

YouTube gave us free sunglasses :D

itspartycat:

victini:

hoooly shit diagonal movement

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meuzzi:

pinkusi:

pinkusi tries to pixel, more like fail shit, sniff

LEILA NOOO this isn’t fail ; v ; it’s AWESOME <333 

(via barkisawrusawr)

jamietheignorantamerican:

“KEEP OFF OUT OF HOMESTUCK”

“THE CREATOR OF OFF LIKES HOMESTUCK???! OH NOOOOOOO!!!”

“I FUCKING HATE THAT HOMESTUCK HAS TO GET INTO EVERYTHING!!!!”

(via kurlozworshiper)

mightyenarc:

when your friends are all making angsty and sad posts all over your dashboard and you’re helpless to do anything to help

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