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HELP LOST PUPPY!

xxrazorleafxx:

I never usually ask much of my followers but please this is important.
My brother’s dog Kilo ran away this morning and we can’t find him. I live in the GTA in Canada. He was last spotted on the intersection Heartlake rd and Mayfield rd in Brampton, Ontario at 10 am on May 19th. He’s a king german Shepard and less than a year old. He’s tan with a black back, muzzle, and tail. The very tip of his tail is white and his ears are pointed, but flop down at the ends. His legs are a tan colour an his belly a sandy brown. Unfortunately he hasn’t got his collar on so this is a big problem.
Please if you have any information or have seen a dog like this, leave a message in my ask or call/text me at 6477708990
I know tumblr has the ability to get a girl a fluffy chicken, so I hope you can help me find my brother’s lost dog. Thank you.

deluminator:

my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’ 

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

staff:

Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.

Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower…

kriskenshin:

God I need to sleep.

This one took me ages, RL has been busy lately and I also keep reading FF, lol

timelordin221b:

definedbyfire:

illsevenyournine:

d0nnerparty-allnight:

fujiidom:dea-goes-a-tumbln | janeturenne:

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS.

OH

MY

GOD

And he could have some crazy healing factor that let him survive getting stabbed by Loki!!!!

HEAD CANNON EXCEPTED!!!

norisus:

AHHHHHH these are fun

cancerlicious:

my husbands ahh

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prayer circle for the non-canadians who have school tomorrow.

victoria day all up in this bitch tomorrow.

internetexplorers:

relationships 101

internetexplorers:

relationships 101

riretto:

(dammit she’s too tall!!!!)

riretto:

(dammit she’s too tall!!!!)